by Sabretooth
Having gone undercover for the past many weeks in search for some deep rooted information from within the core administration, your humble friend had to stay away from the page for a while in order not to blow his cover. Following one lead after another I made contact with Polaris, one of our own who provided FNT with some startling information. In what can be regarded as a revolutionary step for the future of TU and its students – present and those yet to come, the authorities have decided to shift TU headquarters to the newly inaugurated Chandigarh campus of the college. The administration is keen on making a speedy transfer of info and personnel before the new session starts.
The BOG has proposed to better the Chandigarh Campus in all respects and plans to convert the main campus into the sister branch. One of the members of the board was skeptical about it and asked, “But what about the Thapar Plan 2027?” To which the other curtly replied, “Who gives a **** about a cardboard model anyway? We’ll plan the new one on those grounds. Savvy?” Reasons cited for this plan in the top secret report include:
- Competition to PEC (FNT Speaks: Who are they kidding?)
- Better educational opportunities for students (FNT Speaks: We didn’t get what they meant by this one)
- Access to opportunities for students (FNT Speaks: Agreed. Girls in Patiala are hard to come by)
- Proximity to airport (FNT Speaks: WTF??)
- Captain Amrinder Singh (FNT Speaks: Double WTF??)
Most of the contents are still under scanner for better interpretation. We asked our fellow students to give us there opinions on this. Some of the best replies
“Ye kya matlab hua. Ye pichle 2-3 saal se kuch bi kari jaa rahe hai. (Wtf? They are doing anything from the last 2-3 years)”
“Sahi! Bai talent hai Chandigarh mein. Aishhh! (Nice! Chandigarh’s got talent. It’s gonna be fun)
“AML” ( Er………
This decision of theirs is bound to meet overwhelming acceptance by most of us at TU. But a few others would surely be worried about the repercussions this might have on the college rankings and placements.
Have faith guys! If even after many seats lying vacant after the 5th counseling we managed a AAA+ Rating and a 17th rank in some highly publicized ratings, this is but a minor obstacle in the otherwise bright future of TU
BNM coz Bottom line is , Thapar got 17th ranking with AAA+ rating chasing PEC thats on 37 . Hell yeah !!
ReplyDeleteAnd there Wont be much repercussion for us coz we are just having a span of only 1 more year at Thapar
That was sarcasm, the last line. We have reason to believe the rankings were rigged. But according to Cypher, they are starting new courses from the next sem. So they might be genuine as well.
ReplyDeleteYou sure you do not want to pursue MS in CS- Condition Zero (Exclusively available at Thapar)