Shit Happens

by Cyclops

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? Nah, not superman, this guy is bigger and one of Thapar’s most unique creations. 2011 saw Marvel showcase so many superheroes at once to set the stage for Avengers, coming out July 2012 consisting of a all the previous characters! The same two years saw the rise of a wild creature at our University’s campus. This mysterious guy is rumoured to be a resident of the East block of Hostel-J. However his name still remains a mystery. 

Early 19th morning, the first incident of this mystery man came to limelight when human faeces were found in a cluster in hostel-J. One of the residents managed to contact the top news reporting company at Thapar (We’re back!) and we exclusively managed to get this story just for our beloved readers!

After all the research work and combination of multiple words of mouth, this is what we managed to make of the night: [Throw up alert. DO NOT read if you feel pukish] Apparently, this tatti-man used polybags to excrete and pack his own waste after which he walked from his cluster in the east wing to the west wing. After finding his target cluster, he threw all the waste right in the corridor of the cluster at around 2-3 in the night when everybody was asleep, home or passed out (Remember, the ESTs just ended).

Early next morning when the guard came by the cluster he puked his guts out on seeing the disgusting sight, enraged at the loss of the liqour he had managed to earn last night he blamed the inmates. After a long argument he realized that nobody would possibly shit in his own room. 

The tatti-man thus managed to survive his first run. Who is this tatti-man? If you know him contact 9780696733 and let everybody know. Or just type it on FNT’s wall. Till then we’re all just sitting duck’s to this tatti-man and when he strikes/shits on you, it wouldn’t be as funny. So join the ATF, the anti-tatti force now and stay connected with people who know how to deal with shit!

 



PS - This actually happened,

PPS - Or maybe it didnt,
PPPS- We dont fake!