“The path, which we used to cross daily, now it’s been days we have passed through it.”
“Don’t you feel there is something missing every time when we go to attend lectures?”
“Earlier we were always updated about which company is visiting thapar for recruitment without any reason, but now we don’t even turn that side”
You surely have guessed by now that what I’m talking about, yes it is the path passing through Placement cell. We mutants were really amused by hearing all those lame talks that students were guessing about the construction work: “They are making a waterpark over 1st floor to enjoy in hot summer days.”(Funny?, No it’s lame!)
“No they are actually constructing a Super-jannat Hostel, for those poor students who miss classes by getting up late, so that they can easily attend lectures.”
“They have recently made a contract with Royal Challenge CD and Music store, and so its a music store under construction to promote product/s of RC brand.” A khajjal student quoted.
“It might be new dept. named ‘FNTD’, appreciating huge success of faking news at thapar” One of our very dedicated readers said.
But as X-men we used our special power (my hypnotizing ability helped a lot, and special thanks to sabretooth’s superhuman senses) to come up with the actual story, that its McDonald’s which is going to open on 2nd floor very soon. When we tried to hypnotize members of BOG to know what made them to agree on this, we got to know some solid reasons behind this.
“Isn’t obvious that we are gonna make a hell lot of money through this, ohh after all you are X-men , and you would never understand these human’s smart(corrupt)ness!” A very old and righteous member (Who actually lost his consciousness after being hypnotized by GAMBIT) said.
“After opening of COS complex, there is huge decrease in Eye-Pleasing Material in campus, now only few students roam around jaggi and cafeteria! And this Mcd will definitely increase no. of students around campus.” A cheesy member told. (Again hypnotism rocks)
But after all, it’s a great step to make TU campus more attractive, and one more step towards 2027 master plan, so we should welcome this step.
