-by HavokPATIALA:
Students of Hostel-B had a tough time today after the mess employees boycotted duties demanding enhancement of wages. It needs to be mentioned here that mess of B Hostel has several times been voted as No.1 when it comes down to quality of the food being served. After trying for hours to find the actual reason for this sudden demand of pay hike, we, the reporters at FNT finally managed to catch hold of a mess worker."Bhaiya, seedhi si baat hai, agar Irfan Pathan ko IPL mein bina kuch kiye itne paise mil sakte hain, agar Torres, jisne 14 matches baad jaakar ek goal kiya, uske liye Chelsea itne paise de sakti hai, to ham log to phir bhi har wednesday Paneer bana dete hain, hamaare saath nainsaafi kyun", he said, requesting anonymity.
It is worth noting that Pathan was bought for a whopping USD 1.9 million by the Delhi Daredevils. But, his performance so far has been anything but impressive. In the 11 matches played so far, he has managed only 7 wickets and as far as batting is concerned, he has only 103 runs in his kitty in 10 innings.
When he got to know about this, Virender Sehwag came out in his teammate's defence.
"He is coming from injury and will take some time. He gave just about 50-60 odd runs in four overs and acted well in that Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! advertisement too. He is getting better day by day" Sehwag said of the beleaguered all-rounder.
Despite there being a rather genuine reason for the demand, the Thapar Authorities are yet to break their silence on the issue. Apparently the whole drama hasn't gone down well with the B Hostellers as they were seen arguing with the the mess workers quite a few times. But, on the other side, this incident has proved to be a blessing for some. Our very own Negi bhaiya was on a cloud nine watching the students waiting in queues for their order in Jaggi, the college cafeteria. An ecstatic Negi even went on to say, "Sachin nahi bhaiya, aaj se to hamaara bhagwaan Irfan hi hai, jo hame khaana dilwaega, wahi to hamaara bhagwan hua na?"
The owner of Jaggi also had some special words of encouragement for him. He said," Even though he is losing some fans, but on the brighter side, he is gaining DEVOTEES, way to go Mr.Pathan!"
