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After Jairam dancing to the tunes of Thapar faculty, Yet another shocking story is coming in and this might be the biggest yet. Lately ,like all of you we too were shocked by Kapil Sibal’s bonafide words for TU but now it all seems to be making sense. After years of pondering we have finally cracked down the true story behind TU’s seemingly ambitious project of TU-SAT. The fact is ….(thang thang thang….) that aliens have already landed in TU and it is their super awesome ,ultra advanced technology that will help TU accomplish its dream . As in the popular comic and movie series ,’The transformers’ the aliens have been living with us in camouflage. While some used sober disguises like the abandoned tractor outside the library others made a daring move by disguising as teachers Manoj Baranwal, Parminder Singh Reel and a few others which I am too scared to name.
When the director was approached regarding this, he was shocked and only replied in,’ ammmm…. NO this is….ammmm can you sue me if I don’t reply? Ok, I don’t know amm….. but I’ll tell you a story about a fly and a bull…the fly……..(sorry, but we were so bored with his speech that we fell asleep and don’t remember anything that followed)…When we asked Manoj Baranwal about this he became really really angry and as always threatened us with,’ byy juu ask thij quaytion I bill take u joo Dean , I bill make juu suffer, don’t think I jont know you…I bill abard ju F grade’. However, when another alien disguised as a cute student in EIC was approached he scratched his head and spilled the beans,’ We thought earth will be fun with all the beer and booze, and since the chicks are so open here in TU I thought I might get lucky but I haven’t had any luck so far.. L’ after this he scratched his head and asked us to help him with his hands as he doesn’t know what to do with them.. Anyhow, lets hope these aliens leave soon and our women are protected from the clutches of the perverted EIC alien.
