Showing posts with label Kabir. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kabir. Show all posts

Monday, May 30

END SEM-TIMEOUTed??

by Cypher


Amidst on-going speculations of revamping the examination system, the university officials have come up with what could very well be a revolutionary change in itself! Yes, the authorities have decided to introduce what they are calling 'Strategic Timeouts’ into the examinations.

"Strategic timeouts is an altogether new concept. ((Really??)) We’ve been thinking of implementing them for a while now. it will totally change the contemporary examination system of our country." said Ms Sheila. However, what exactly are these timeouts?

As the name suggests, timeouts would be a chance for the students and teachers to assess their situation and re-strategize accordingly. Initially we are going to apply them only in the ESTs. The basis of this system is a dynamic question paper. Means, the question paper now will be subjected to change in between the exams! For a three-hour exam, there'll be two timeouts of 2 minute each- one for the teachers and one for the students. The teacher's side timeout will be taken after an hour into the exam. The student's side one will be taken half an hour from the end of the exam.

The teachers, in their timeout can assess how the students have been scoring so far in the exam and thus can make the necessary seating plan changes or if needed, they can introduce some harder questions in the paper to reduce the scoring rate of the students. The students timeout comes in with only half an hour to go; when everyone has had a fair idea of how the paper is, so the students can come together and plan about what would be a good score in that exam. They can talk and plan about their approach from there on. The students will also have an option to change their seating order according to their will during this timeout.

Although the authorities think it’s a great idea, we got a mixed response from the students. An ECE guy said “this is nonsense. If everyone can work together, how am I supposed to score convincing A’s in all subjects! What’ll happen to my 10.0 C.G!!” . Few mechanical guys on the other hand were seen celebrating “fuck yeah bitches!! That’s what we wanted. Everyone to be equally good or bad! We got it now!!” When a few CSE guys were asked, they responded in some code language which we couldn't understand. AML; AML was all the said.(we're still wondering what that must have meant). The Biotech and Chemical people were not available for commenting.(HA! like their response ever made any REAL difference!). The EIC/ELEC people were too busy in and around the electrical labs so they couldn't comment. Although the idea itself is innovative, only time will tell how does it fare when put to test in the real world.

P.S-the authorities have confirmed that they would be called KABIR COMMUNICATIONS Strategic Timeout!


Friday, April 15

Cell-Phone Lovers - Rejoice!

by Cypher


"Kya aap bhi apna mobile recharge kara kara ke pareshaan hain?"

"Are recharges eating away a good part of your pocket money too?"

Well, good news for all of you then! You won't have to pay anymore for your recharges!

Yes, you've read it right! In what could be an astonishing leap of faith, IDEA cellular co. and our University's very own Kabir Communications has agreed to launch the 'Recharge nahi FREEcharge' service. Sunil bhaiya of Kabir Communications says 'Ab normally ek banda hafte mein atleast Rs 200 ka recharge karwa leta hai. Aap dekhein to Rs 1000 per month to phone pe hi kharcha ho jata hai, isiliye idea walo ne ye scheme shuru karne ki sochi hai. Bas aap Thapar ke student hain to apne ID-card se Idea ka naya sim lena padega."

But what exactly is the scheme?

Says a beaming Idea executive who was present at the launching event, "Well we have launched it on a trial basis for now. Its simple. Convince us why you deserve the free recharges, and we'll pay for your recharges!".

Well isn't that enticing? Rightly so, there was a long queue at Kabir communications on the launching event. Most of the enthusiasts were guys. A guy waiting for his turn said "Bhaiya girlfriend kya banayi khaane ke laale pad gaye! I have to endure the mess food just 'coz I don't have money left to eat outside! I really need the FREEcharge!" although there were hardly any girls queuing up for the SIMs, there were some happy faces in the girls camp too!

"Yay! Now our boyfreinds can save their money to give us better gifts"!

Well! We'll have to wait and see what the outcomes of this 'noble' move by IDEA will be. For those of you who still don't have an idea whether to buy this or not, we'll just say

GET IDEA!! ;)