by Lance Alvers
As If one RAJNIKANTH wasn’t enough, the delirious Indian people have one more superhero to celebrate. If reports from the NASA are to be believed, the 3G superman who was seen soaring high in the welkin is a denizen of the South-east Asian nation. Furthermore, agents who have been spying the unassailable diminutive creature for over a month now claim that he is an alumnus of Thapar University, primarily an engineering college located in Patiala, Punjab, albeit it is more famous for consuming more than half of the city’s liquor.
Thanks to the existing senile Thapar faculty the snoopers have been able to trace back the event that led to the making of this superhuman creature. On the 12th of December,(purely a coincidence that rajnikanth and some other greats share this birthday)some sugar, some spice,everything nice(wait if you think that next up is chemical X, bade ho jao bacche powerpuff girls se bhi aage dunia hai :P) and some mayonnaise were involved in the genesis of this desi hercules in our very own chemical laboratory.
What’s not at all shocking is that in spite of possessing all those godly powers he was still asked by the authorities to sit for all the semester exams. The part which follows is not at all traumatizing he passed out with a CGPA of 7.91 (Superheroes bhi chussu nahi hote).
Thanks to the existing senile Thapar faculty the snoopers have been able to trace back the event that led to the making of this superhuman creature. On the 12th of December,(purely a coincidence that rajnikanth and some other greats share this birthday)some sugar, some spice,everything nice(wait if you think that next up is chemical X, bade ho jao bacche powerpuff girls se bhi aage dunia hai :P) and some mayonnaise were involved in the genesis of this desi hercules in our very own chemical laboratory.
What’s not at all shocking is that in spite of possessing all those godly powers he was still asked by the authorities to sit for all the semester exams. The part which follows is not at all traumatizing he passed out with a CGPA of 7.91 (Superheroes bhi chussu nahi hote).
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