Sunday, April 17

The Battle Of the Media: Face-off with Avant Garde

by Cyclops

Mr. Malhotra returned to the limelight once again but for all the wrong reasons this time. It is heard that Mr Arora (the head of the firm) and Mr. Malhotra are very pissed at Faking News and its writers’ guild. They have made it clear that this fight is going to court one way or the other.

We must remind you that Mr. Malhotra was the same person who congratulated team FN for its success a few days ago and was very pleased with the activities and here are a few of his motivating words ‘an article a day is something I as a dedicated member of LITSOC would desperately want my society to achieve’ [1]. We sure hope that you achieve this.

However, it still remains unclear as to why Mr. Arora and his team (Mr. Mathur, Mr. Malhotra, Mr. Puri, Mr. Gulati) [citation needed] have decided to resort to legal action against FN. Their legal spokesperson, Mr Khanna cited that his client would like some privacy and meant to keep his reasons confidential. He added a rather cheeky comment in the end ‘We’ll see you in the court bitch!’.


You can never stop a grapevine even if you want it to remain a secret. Yes, unconfirmed reports have stated that it has something to do with FN’s recent success. Team FN did a small survey using the unconfirmed reports and came out with the following conclusion.

Team FN’s email id fakingnewsthapar@gmail.com is receiving over 50+ mails a day and the inbox has been flooding ever since day one. (I must take this opportunity to thank our readers for their generosity in writing to us. Currently the incoming is much more than our team can handle but we assure you that we will make sure your article gets published as long as it meets FN standards.) We must point out to you that Mr. Arora is the head of the Avant Garde team, the official annual magazine of Thapar University and since all the articles are headed FN’s way, Avant Garde is in deep trouble. The question remains can they complete the magazine in time with FN bagging most of the articles. To make the matters worse than they already are, in a recently conducted FN poll it was found that 90% of the students at Thapar believe that the content of Avant Garde goes way above their heads. They chose FN over Avant Garde.

Keep checking our page to see exclusive details of the first media vs media fight at Thapar University. FN vs AG


2 comments:

  1. Since this is faking news, I do not know whether this alleged tussle between faking news and avant garde is true or not. :P But is team AG really pissed at FN? And where is TnI in the entire mix of things? Had FN been up and running during my editorial tenure at TnI, I would've had a column dedicated to FN on CGPA :). This blog just overflows with creative potential...makes me feel proud that people in Thapar continue to carry the literary legacy forward.

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  2. i'm gonna sue you guys for sure...

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