Future Fake: Team Fateh to take over Volkswagen

by Havok

PATIALA:
21st September '58

After generating a lot of media hype, the local car manufacturers Team Fateh have finalized the plan of taking over the German manufacturing company Volkswagen. The faculty advisor of TF, Mr. Karan Sidana, said in a press statement that, “The planned acquisition is in line with the team's objective to enhance its styling and familiarize Thapar University students with the global standards.” Explaining the reason for the delay in making this announcement, he said, "The hardest part in finalizing the deal was persuading the VW officials that the name of the company would be pronounced as VOLKS-WAGEN henceforth, as FOKS-WAGEN made no sense at all, it took some time, but I managed to succeed, as I always do in such arguments." The official takeover is expected to take place anytime now.

This announcement has sent a wave of excitement among the University students, and one of them even went on to say, "This is the best thing that has happened to Indian motor industry since the first F1 GP was held way back in 2011."

It is said to be a giant leap for a Team that has shown its promise by being the only Indian team to complete the endurance level successfully in the year 2008.

The Prime Minister on Wednesday termed the Volkswagen takeover by TF as a landmark in the march of Indian businesses.

Extremely overjoyed by this news, the DOSA of Thapar has announced a free “Langar” for all the students on 25th September at COS complex, and her decision to have no barricades between boys and girls this time around is being received with great enthusiasm by one and all. When asked that what will happen to the existing employees of Volkswagen, she simply replied that “Tell them their jobs are safe, until of course the University students pass out.”